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And Slacker Forged On
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Questing high and low, over hill and dale, and even through the murky Swamp of Doom, our hero passes through perils untold in his quest. I could tell you about all the perils he faced, but they are too numerous to count, and they really were quite perilous. I wouldn't want to frighten the children in the audience. But the Perils were many, I assure you, and Slacker Boy faced them all, whistling the theme from "Bridge Over the River Kwai." |
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