"I don't get it, Falstaff, why that crazy ol' witch would create such a thing in my honor. After she put that spell on me and we made passionate love together last night, I distinctly remember telling her afterwards, 'Any cock'll do!', not 'Cock-a-doodle-doo!"
- Submitted by: CaptainVenture
wrytersblock01 sent in:
- "Ok. I"ll start dinner after I defrost the chicken."
- *Smack!* "I told you, I wanted a big HOT cock."
Stiubhard Og sent in:
- "...so the Snow Queen married Colonel Sanders and they lived happily ever after."
vkaryl sent in:
- Giving a whole new meaning to the term "coldcocked"